versacepromises:

imagine being a heterosexual

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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

but doctor isnt a verb

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  • Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*
  • Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!
  • Me: OH SHIT!!!

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ssj-potato:

i’m losing my shit

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
koyohmi:

phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law
deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

dvmb-princess:

my life

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Look at his face
stare into his eyes
become one with his soul
thatfunnyblog:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

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sylvysparrow:

hermione-ganja:

othyem:

Whats your idea of a perfect day?

Pam knows what’s up

me too

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