vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

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koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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motdef:

internet fossil
shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is
kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."
astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS
tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

audreyii-fic:

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azogthekingofflowers:

221cbakerstreet:

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

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memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

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