i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
You are all Fgts, srsly
I'm bijan, and I like wearing
suits and laughing at cats dance.
I am pretty lame ok.
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