sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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leupagus:

fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

When I discover a new cosmetic product that actually works on me

lamusa43:

whatshouldwecallme:

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Yes.

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trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

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koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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motdef:

internet fossil
shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is
kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."